Im a Waitress not a Farmer

As I greet a customer, who seemed overly excited, he says "so you from around here?" Me: well, from Peck really.Customer: huh, that's even worse isn't it. Me: *look of death Customer: so that makes you a farm girl right? Me: uh, no! That makes me a waitress. What can I get you to drink?.... Ah, Life as a Waitress!