1 customer: what do a dental hygienist and a waitress have in common?
They both ask you questions with your mouth full
2 customer: whats the difference between a toilet seat and a waitress?
A toilet seat only has to deal with one asshole at a time
3 customer (cranky franky): You're just putting in time, you aren't working!
Me: of course!! Work is overrated.... I'm also more of a smartass than a dumbass.
I have all sorts of comedians in the house today.
Ah, Life as a Waitress!