Saturday, September 27, 2014

Comedy Hour

1 customer: what do a dental hygienist and a waitress have in common?  They both ask you questions with your mouth full Me: lol 2 customer: whats the difference between a toilet seat and a waitress?  A toilet seat only has to deal with one asshole at a time  Me: lmao 3 customer (cranky franky): You're just putting in time, you aren't working! Me: of course!! Work is overrated.... I'm also more of a smartass than a dumbass. I have all sorts of comedians in the house today. Ah, Life as a Waitress!