Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Martial status...... unknown

An 85 yr old elderly customer just randomly blurts out "I've been married, divorced, unmarried, half married!"
I asked how you could only be half married and he replied
"OH, the last one was just a bed warmer"

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Wanna Ride

A regular elderly customer comes in and sits in a booth. Shortly after he seats himself, his lady friend joins him.  He says "Had I known you were coming here,  I would have given you a ride. " She's says "oh yeah" To which he replied " Yep! Right up over the hood of my car! " Nice. Ah, Life as a Waitress!