Im a Waitress not a Farmer

As I greet a customer, who seemed overly excited, he says "so you from around here?" Me: well, from Peck really.Customer: huh, that's even worse isn't it. Me: *look of death Customer: so that makes you a farm girl right? Me: uh, no! That makes me a waitress. What can I get you to drink?.... Ah, Life as a Waitress!

Bloggers Block

............ ugh

Regular or Decaf?

I think it would be spectacular if we could separate Regular Coffee drinkers and Decaf Coffee drinkers. Like Smoking or Non Smoking. Just a suggestion for easier pouring.

Does a Bear live in the Woods?

Me: Sir would you like more coffee?
Customer: Well does a Bear live in the Woods?
Me: Well I dunno, I have a Bear at Home and He Lives on the Couch!
Hahahaaaa
Ah, Life as a Waitress!

May I Make a Suggestion

As I stroll into my morning shift on a fine Tuesday morning, I find posted on the wall a suggestion card that a customer of mine had put it the suggetion box. It read "Lana is an Excellent waitress!" It was great to see such a awesome comment about me for not only me but everyone to appreciate! Now I'm randomly asking " Has anyone checked the suggestion box?" Lol So May I make a Suggestion to give praise to the Great Service Provider when it is due. Ah, Life as a Waitress!

time is money

So with a broken toe and a fierce limp, I serve a customer with her pancakes and realize she needs syrup. I say "oops I'll be right back with some syrup for you" As I walk away she says "Sometime today!" Well that just bought her an extra 3 minute wait!! Ah, Life as a Waitress!

Wheel of Fortune

If only the "Wheel of Fortune" brought me Vanna Whites income! After all I do go back and forth and back and forth and back and forth from one end to thee other for a living! Ah, Life as a Waitress!