Me: Sir would you like more coffee?
Customer: Well does a Bear live in the Woods?
Me: Well I dunno, I have a Bear at Home and He Lives on the Couch!
Hahahaaaa
Ah, Life as a Waitress!
Friday, December 23, 2011
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
May I Make a Suggestion
As I stroll into my morning shift on a fine Tuesday morning, I find posted on the wall a suggestion card that a customer of mine had put it the suggetion box. It read "Lana is an Excellent waitress!" It was great to see such a awesome comment about me for not only me but everyone to appreciate! Now I'm randomly asking " Has anyone checked the suggestion box?" Lol So May I make a Suggestion to give praise to the Great Service Provider when it is due. Ah, Life as a Waitress!
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
time is money
So with a broken toe and a fierce limp, I serve a customer with her pancakes and realize she needs syrup. I say "oops I'll be right back with some syrup for you" As I walk away she says "Sometime today!" Well that just bought her an extra 3 minute wait!! Ah, Life as a Waitress!
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Wheel of Fortune
If only the "Wheel of Fortune" brought me Vanna Whites income! After all I do go back and forth and back and forth and back and forth from one end to thee other for a living! Ah, Life as a Waitress!
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Chip on His Shoulder
As one of my daily customers sits at the bar I look over at him and say "Hey Zelmo, you have a chip on your shoulder." He replies in confusement "What?" Look! Theres a chip on your shoulder! He looks and says "OH, I do" Picks the chip up off his shoulder and eats it! Ah, Life as a Waitress!
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
The Right to Food
It would be a privilege to have the Right to Eat even a "Monkey dish" of Coleslaw without 10 interruptions. Ah, Life as a Waitress!
Monday, May 23, 2011
Another Tip of The Day!
When Rolling up Change, Never start with the pennies! You will wear youself out before getting to the Good Stuff :-)
Monday, March 7, 2011
Liver, Anyone?
I have Two customers sitting at the bar. One customer is eating a Liver and Onion dinner and the other is simply drinking a beer. When I ask the lady eating her Liver "hows the Liver?" The guy drinking replies " Its great." You can imagine the look on my face! Ah, Life as a Waitress!
Running Circles
It's funny how in every restaurant I've worked in theres Always the older server who insists that they are the best and they can "Run Circles around us young ducks." I remember being so annoyed by this and thinking "Yeah Right." Now that I am an older server I know I am the best and I really can "Run Circles around these young ducks." Ah, Life as a Waitress!
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
It Never Ends....
Oh yes, a day off does not mean you will be able to relax. It means that you will get a break from employees and be able to juggle 5 plates in one hand while tripping over the dog and dodging the kids on the way to your own dinner table. Ah, Life as a Waitress!
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Training¡
My kind of Training does not require Physical contact but Does require Mental Willpower! Ah, Life as a Waitress!
Monday, February 7, 2011
Make it a Double
waitress standing by the phone while waitress #2 calls in = waitress standing by the phone working a Double. Ah, Life as a Waitress!
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Life as a Waitress :)
I had the perfect cup of coffee. And now theres ketchup in it. Ah, Life as a Waitress!
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
A Tip
If you are not satisfied w/ your meal it is Important to let your server know so they can accommidate your needs. Always Keep in Mind though, that the server does not make the meal. They serve it!
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Pet Peeve of the Day
When people expect a discount for food they claim wasnt up to their standards but literally ate every morsel on the plate.
Monday, January 24, 2011
Blinded by the Moment
A man comes in the restaurant. He sits at the bar which is convienently located near the t.v. He tells me that he has just had eye surgery and that is why he has sunshades on. I then respond a moment later to break the silence with "heres the remote, you may watch whatever you like". As I walk away I giggle and think to myself, Self can he even see the television?
Thought of the Day
Theres nothing better than listening to "For Whom the Bells Tolls" to get you motivated for work as a Waitress! :)
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