Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Wheel of Fortune

If only the "Wheel of Fortune" brought me Vanna Whites income! After all I do go back and forth and back and forth and back and forth from one end to thee other for a living! Ah, Life as a Waitress!

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Chip on His Shoulder

As one of my daily customers sits at the bar I look over at him and say "Hey Zelmo, you have a chip on your shoulder." He replies in confusement "What?" Look! Theres a chip on your shoulder! He looks and says "OH, I do" Picks the chip up off his shoulder and eats it! Ah, Life as a Waitress!

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

The Right to Food

It would be a privilege to have the Right to Eat even a "Monkey dish" of Coleslaw without 10 interruptions. Ah, Life as a Waitress!