Does a Bear live in the Woods?

Me: Sir would you like more coffee?
Customer: Well does a Bear live in the Woods?
Me: Well I dunno, I have a Bear at Home and He Lives on the Couch!
Hahahaaaa
Ah, Life as a Waitress!

May I Make a Suggestion

As I stroll into my morning shift on a fine Tuesday morning, I find posted on the wall a suggestion card that a customer of mine had put it the suggetion box. It read "Lana is an Excellent waitress!" It was great to see such a awesome comment about me for not only me but everyone to appreciate! Now I'm randomly asking " Has anyone checked the suggestion box?" Lol So May I make a Suggestion to give praise to the Great Service Provider when it is due. Ah, Life as a Waitress!

time is money

So with a broken toe and a fierce limp, I serve a customer with her pancakes and realize she needs syrup. I say "oops I'll be right back with some syrup for you" As I walk away she says "Sometime today!" Well that just bought her an extra 3 minute wait!! Ah, Life as a Waitress!

Wheel of Fortune

If only the "Wheel of Fortune" brought me Vanna Whites income! After all I do go back and forth and back and forth and back and forth from one end to thee other for a living! Ah, Life as a Waitress!

Chip on His Shoulder

As one of my daily customers sits at the bar I look over at him and say "Hey Zelmo, you have a chip on your shoulder." He replies in confusement "What?" Look! Theres a chip on your shoulder! He looks and says "OH, I do" Picks the chip up off his shoulder and eats it! Ah, Life as a Waitress!

The Right to Food

It would be a privilege to have the Right to Eat even a "Monkey dish" of Coleslaw without 10 interruptions. Ah, Life as a Waitress!

Another Tip of The Day!

When Rolling up Change, Never start with the pennies! You will wear youself out before getting to the Good Stuff :-)