The Right to Food

It would be a privilege to have the Right to Eat even a "Monkey dish" of Coleslaw without 10 interruptions. Ah, Life as a Waitress!

Another Tip of The Day!

When Rolling up Change, Never start with the pennies! You will wear youself out before getting to the Good Stuff :-)

Liver, Anyone?

I have Two customers sitting at the bar. One customer is eating a Liver and Onion dinner and the other is simply drinking a beer. When I ask the lady eating her Liver "hows the Liver?" The guy drinking replies " Its great." You can imagine the look on my face! Ah, Life as a Waitress!

Running Circles

It's funny how in every restaurant I've worked in theres Always the older server who insists that they are the best and they can "Run Circles around us young ducks." I remember being so annoyed by this and thinking "Yeah Right." Now that I am an older server I know I am the best and I really can "Run Circles around these young ducks." Ah, Life as a Waitress!

It Never Ends....

Oh yes, a day off does not mean you will be able to relax. It means that you will get a break from employees and be able to juggle 5 plates in one hand while tripping over the dog and dodging the kids on the way to your own dinner table. Ah, Life as a Waitress!

Training¡

My kind of Training does not require Physical contact but Does require Mental Willpower! Ah, Life as a Waitress!

Make it a Double

waitress standing by the phone while waitress #2 calls in = waitress standing by the phone working a Double. Ah, Life as a Waitress!