Ah, Life as a Waitress!
Saturday, September 27, 2014
Comedy Hour
Wednesday, October 30, 2013
Martial status...... unknown
An 85 yr old elderly customer just randomly blurts out "I've been married, divorced, unmarried, half married!"
I asked how you could only be half married and he replied
"OH, the last one was just a bed warmer"
Lmao
Tuesday, October 15, 2013
Wanna Ride
A regular elderly customer comes in and sits in a booth. Shortly after he seats himself, his lady friend joins him. He says "Had I known you were coming here, I would have given you a ride. " She's says "oh yeah" To which he replied " Yep! Right up over the hood of my car! " Nice. Ah, Life as a Waitress!
Tuesday, September 24, 2013
Taxidermy
I politely ask a customer if he was all set with his meal to which he replied "Oh yeah, it's like the Taxidermy Cafe." " Oh! Where would that be? " I asked. He said " I don't know but I bet you come out stuffed!" LOL Well Played My Friend.
Ah, Life as a Waitress!
Friday, September 13, 2013
Remember Me ?
Customer: How long have you worked here?
Me: 12 years.
Customer: Oh, I've never seen you here before.
Me: Oh! Sure you have............ It was just 80 pounds ago lol
Ah, Life as a Waitress!
Friday, September 6, 2013
Checkin' Out
Haven't been at work 10 minutes and I've spilled a GALLON of ranch on the floor and broke a nail. Might as well punch out now and call it a day! Ah, Life as a Waitress!
Tuesday, August 13, 2013
Breaking the Ice
So when I ask this lady customer what I can get her to drink she replies "I would like an ice water with 3 ice cubes" I can't help but put 4 ice cubes in her water out of spite. For real lady? Ah, Life as a Waitress! I can not make this stuff up people