Wheel of Fortune

If only the "Wheel of Fortune" brought me Vanna Whites income! After all I do go back and forth and back and forth and back and forth from one end to thee other for a living! Ah, Life as a Waitress!

Chip on His Shoulder

As one of my daily customers sits at the bar I look over at him and say "Hey Zelmo, you have a chip on your shoulder." He replies in confusement "What?" Look! Theres a chip on your shoulder! He looks and says "OH, I do" Picks the chip up off his shoulder and eats it! Ah, Life as a Waitress!

The Right to Food

It would be a privilege to have the Right to Eat even a "Monkey dish" of Coleslaw without 10 interruptions. Ah, Life as a Waitress!

Another Tip of The Day!

When Rolling up Change, Never start with the pennies! You will wear youself out before getting to the Good Stuff :-)

Liver, Anyone?

I have Two customers sitting at the bar. One customer is eating a Liver and Onion dinner and the other is simply drinking a beer. When I ask the lady eating her Liver "hows the Liver?" The guy drinking replies " Its great." You can imagine the look on my face! Ah, Life as a Waitress!

Running Circles

It's funny how in every restaurant I've worked in theres Always the older server who insists that they are the best and they can "Run Circles around us young ducks." I remember being so annoyed by this and thinking "Yeah Right." Now that I am an older server I know I am the best and I really can "Run Circles around these young ducks." Ah, Life as a Waitress!

It Never Ends....

Oh yes, a day off does not mean you will be able to relax. It means that you will get a break from employees and be able to juggle 5 plates in one hand while tripping over the dog and dodging the kids on the way to your own dinner table. Ah, Life as a Waitress!