Ah, Life as a Waitress!
Saturday, September 27, 2014
Comedy Hour
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1 customer: what do a dental hygienist and a waitress have in common? They both ask you questions with your mouth full Me: lol 2 customer: ...
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Wednesday, October 30, 2013
Martial status...... unknown
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An 85 yr old elderly customer just randomly blurts out "I've been married, divorced, unmarried, half married!" I asked how yo...
Tuesday, October 15, 2013
Wanna Ride
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A regular elderly customer comes in and sits in a booth. Shortly after he seats himself, his lady friend joins him. He says "Had I kno...
Tuesday, September 24, 2013
Taxidermy
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I politely ask a customer if he was all set with his meal to which he replied "Oh yeah, it's like the Taxidermy Cafe." "...
Friday, September 13, 2013
Remember Me ?
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Customer: How long have you worked here? Me: 12 years. Customer: Oh, I've never seen you here before. Me: Oh! Sure you have.............
Friday, September 6, 2013
Checkin' Out
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Haven't been at work 10 minutes and I've spilled a GALLON of ranch on the floor and broke a nail. Might as well punch out now and ca...
Tuesday, August 13, 2013
Breaking the Ice
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So when I ask this lady customer what I can get her to drink she replies "I would like an ice water with 3 ice cubes" I can't ...
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