Ah, Life as a Waitress!

1 customer: what do a dental hygienist and a waitress have in common?  They both ask you questions with your mouth full Me: lol 2 customer: ...

An 85 yr old elderly customer just randomly blurts out "I've been married, divorced, unmarried, half married!" I asked how yo...

A regular elderly customer comes in and sits in a booth. Shortly after he seats himself, his lady friend joins him.  He says "Had I kno...

I politely ask a customer if he was all set  with his meal to which he replied "Oh yeah, it's like the Taxidermy Cafe." "...

Customer: How long have you worked here? Me: 12 years. Customer: Oh, I've never seen you here before. Me: Oh! Sure you have.............

Haven't been at work 10 minutes and I've spilled a GALLON of ranch on the floor and broke a nail. Might as well punch out now and ca...

So when I ask this lady customer what I can get her to drink she replies "I would like an ice water with 3 ice cubes" I can't ...